if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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