I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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