he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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