remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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