just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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