Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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