Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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