So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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