I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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