i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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