...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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