As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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