i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he puts the penis in happiness.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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