Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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