I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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