No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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