he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There's always time for handjobs
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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