haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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