If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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