I don't think brook has ever known best
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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