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Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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