just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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