The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
In America we eat man semen.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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