Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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