Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Less talking, more tequila
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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