Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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