I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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