normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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