I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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