You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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