I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
