I want to make a zoo with you.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
