So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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