My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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