He is an equal opportunity slut.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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