Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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