what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Randomize
