Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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