I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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