Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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