You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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