giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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