the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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