What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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