sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
