In the future we'll all be gay
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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