She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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