No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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