Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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