3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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