It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
