He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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