who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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