no. you can't hotbox the world.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
